and then there was one

Hello and welcome to the blog of a girl named Kim. I like summer nights and long walks on the beach.
Look at this stuff, Isn't it neat?

sirdef:

sirdef:

sirdef:

i did that adult thing you can do where you buy an entire cake and just eat it

i am eating an entire cake

update: there is more cake than i imagined. 

i see now why my parents didn’t let me do this

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

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meladoodle:

i want my wedding aisle to be a slip n slide

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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rolorevolution:

Scott Pilgrim’s response was always on point

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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so this year easter falls on 4/20 and I just couldn’t help myself

carryonrnywaywardvagabond:

paranoidqueenofarendelle:

asssbuttofthelord:

larwrence:

facts about other movies

im sorry but if this scene didnt have at least 3000 people in it then idk what did

I do believe they meant 3000 individually animated and rendered people.

#atlantis has a bigger age gap

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rusig:

"I don’t think girls should—"

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telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

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obvioususername:

tooquirkytolose:

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

reblogging for the 15 people who followed me based solely on this

LOOK GUYS HER COMIC HAS 1000+ NOTES :D ITS SO GOOD.

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sourcedumal:

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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buzzfeed:

asgardreid:

boyfriendhook:

In which Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows. [x]

OMFG BEST MISTAKE EVER

Did the Tyrells bring Starbucks to King’s Landing?

Jaime Lannister shows up 15 minutes late with Starbucks and a gold hand.

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mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

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