I just gained 3 followers out of the blue. What happened?
the-vashta-nerada: i was at a friend’s house once over the summer and they lived on a farm and they had a rabbit cage and i went in because there were like a HUNDRED rabbits in there and my friend thought it would be funny to lock me in the rabbit cage and i was stuck there for a really long while but i had my backpack which had a few snacks and a copy of watership down in my backpack so i...
m-s-hellon: tentacruels: collilecki: tentacruels: On an iPhone “yolo” autocorrects to “tool” and I think that’s beautiful On an iPhone “destiel” autocorrects to “destined” and I think that’s fate Why did you have to make this about Supernatural Because everything on tumblr has to go through a Supernatural test in order to find my dash.
I am Jamie, know it and fear it: tumbl-con:... →
tumbl-con: amazzingphil: dftbyay: typewriting-potato: knightofbowties: What if they made a Tumblr musical about a forbidden love affair between a hipster blogger and a fandom blogger. I WOULD WATCH THAT. “i can’t be with you because i can’t hold back the…
REBLOG IF YOU FOLLOW BACK .
northernstarupinthesky: ayyitsesther: lolberi: woahitsluis: Sit back and casually wait for a hoard of followers. Wtf!! i have 60+ NEW Followers already!!! i gained 50+ followers! WHOOP ! Woah It’s Luis: I’m just reblogging this because of the gifs ^^^ Lol the gifs 😂 hahaha the gifs
satan-5-ever: blinkpond: hobbitsandlocks: hobbitsandlocks: I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks Gus please my mom is...
iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye: This video changed my life
andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
danimansutti: really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you” someone once told me that about a toilet paper dispenser. is that still nice?
collegehumor: Age 20 / Age 30 Guy Dancing to Dixie Chicks 10 years ago, 20 year old Tyler Marcum recorded himself dancing to Dixie Chicks’ Landslide in his underwear. At age 30, he decided it was time to run it back. There is no way in hell that that’s the same guy.
I wanted to download We Will Rock You, but…
Reblog for your url in elvish
I’m just starting to learn, so don’t expect the highest of quality. No matter how many reblogs this gets I’ll eventually get to you. Be sure to keep your submissions box open or follow me to see it.
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Reblog this if you're older than Google.
come-come-cardinal: keepcalmandgosurfing: geekyninja1: attend-hogwarts: grrrbarrowman: skarosoul: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
arnazingphil: imdonebye: hop-onmytardis: imdonebye: i’m skyping with a cute boy help ACT NATURAL I SACRIFICED HIM TO THE MAYAN GODS WAS THAT NATURAL ENOUGH that was super natural
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
What I think when kids in my class read
That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word? THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?! Can I sleep? If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand? You can’t pronounce THAT word? WHAT THE HELL The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for My skin’s crawling Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a...
Miss Piggy On Beauty
fearfullymade-locs: thedameloves: homeisaheartbeat: What are your top beauty tips? Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them. Never too old to learn from the Muppets. And this: “Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary...
decadencedexistence: catpun: PEOPLE WHO THINK YOUR GRADES REFLECT YOUR INTELLIGENCE PEOPLE WHO USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE FOR BEING COMPLETE IDIOTS